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miss-bambi-tails: I haven’t posted a DSLR photo for a while Shit thats hot, just look at that ass! never mind the tail! and the sexy knickers!
degradedbimbo: Cover the whore’s face and then fuck the shit out of her.
Working on a sketch between commissions of my Night Elf rogue in an RP I’m in with a friendShe isn’t takin’ your shit
efficient wingman taina is sick of your shit nextpreviousfirst
Nothing is hotter than saving your milk for black babies, especially when your own white son is crying in the bedroom next door, starving to death in his craddle full of your piss and your shit, the only food you gave him since you came back from maternit
dadslam: Hi Sir, not sure if I do it right, but, fuck yeah I’d like to slam with you on cam. Let me be your altar boy for His Glory and your shit hole the object of my worship. how do I reach you
svenspronfest: thetenk: plantpenetrator: hdoomguy: slaxdump: methados: It seems Tumblr auto set everyones accounts to SFW Someone told me and my page was SFW aswell. Everyone should check there settings Fan-fucking-tastic. amazing Quality fuckin
BUT… BUT… THE NEW PRIME EARTH OF MARVEL IT’S NOT EVEN TWO MONTHS OLD. AND ANOTHER CIVIL WAR? whyyyy AND WHY BENDIS????? HE IS NOT GOOD WITH EVENTS!!!!And seriously marvel it’s that so hard to don’t have an event every 4 months…
he is Spanish and playing for a club in Spain and he’s struggling with the language wtf get your shit together Andrés
sodomymcscurvylegs: When you’re going to the movies and you have to sneak all of your snacks in your asshole and your friend asks for a bottle of water:
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
shylittlebaby: Heads up, if you come on my blog and you’re underage your ass is getting blocked. My blog is strictly 18 . If you don’t like it, tough shit. Alright, I’m only going to say this once: It’s natural to be curious, it’s natural for
Touya I took you on the most expensive date and you decide to fail it and your mood doesn’t get better….seriously…does it look like I have money to spend when I am trying to replace you by saving up money to buy Ren back. -_-“
I’m waiting to see how long it takes before you realize you’re in the wrong and fucking man up and fucking text me back and be committed to ONE person aka me and not be such a fucking flake. If you don’t wanna be my boyfriend then fucking tell me
iheartstarsandbows: pseudoselfaware: Infographic: Everything You Were Afraid To Ask About Poop This is actually important and good to know. Sooo…knowing your shit is important? Now I have an actual reason to look at my shit in the toilet.
dis dat raw ichigo. this the ichigo that didn’t give a fuck about nothing but family. this that boy call the ambulance to report that he’s about to bust your motherfucking head and they need to send help.
why was this the worst cartoon of all time. geist shows up, kills some shit, releases the death force, then goes and fights krauser, kills some more shit, and then the movie is over and youre just like “wut?”
wontongod it is truly the quickest way to find out who’s trash and who isn't
howre you injected with nanites and you got a cosmonaut with a fire hard-on and a double jointed spider man and your husband is a bonafide spirit medium with genuine spiritual powers in a world where even the vampires are filled with nanomachines but
gunblades: @knifeandlighter maybe you’d get more notes on your gifs if you didn’t have shit taste and gif shit anime like inu yasha if i wanted your motherfucking opinion i’d kill myself.
i wanna piss on your tits
rabblerauser: you kids and your modern aus
violetlamp: illith-anthonar: Mom fuck you and your gay crusty angel you’ve been topping the tree with for like 20+ years. This Christmas we do shit MY way, and that means Alduin sits on top of the fucking tree! FUS RO HO HO HO
calvinccandie: when i find myself in times of trouble mother mary comes to me speaking words of wisdom get your shit together
greywardensexual: DO YOU EVER START LISTENING TO AN AUDIO POST AND THEN START SCROLLING DOWN YOUR DASH JAMMING OUT BUT THEN YOU COME ACROSS ANOTHER AUDIO POST AND YOUR LIKE “oH„„ I WANT TO LISTEN TO THAT ONE TOO” BUT THE OTHER AUDIO POST IS STILL
stability: you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection? I have same instinct with my take out food
spn-fandom-breathing-heavily: westbor0baptistchurch: “But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.” not even risking that shit
hottermelon: iamaslumberbatch: a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your
a-lot-like-diana: so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body
eternity-in-an-hour: I used to get so annoyed at spongebob when I watched this episode I was like, “the fuck are you doing spongebob get your shit together and write your paper” now I am spongebob we are all spongebob -_- gpoy.
Yall need to get this in your life right now. I’m faded as fuck right now off this tequila shit. This shit gets you drunk as fuck.This shit is way smoother than Patrón Silver, and that shit smooth. I’m bout to fall the fuck out.
slenderica: firstruleofmethclub: Left and right are both directions. The difference between them is that when facing due North, your former will be to the West, and your latter will fall on the East. Remember which half of your body was placed in each
girl-vs-sex: poptclrt: zodiac—signs: nanuen: If you woke up tomorrow, and your internet looked like this, what would you do? Imagine all your favorite websites taking forever to load, while you get annoying notifications from your ISP suggesting
black girls cute as hell and smart and perfect and are down for you and won't take your shit and are the beginning and the end and the light and the way.
jaileyrhode: let-them-eat-cake21: babasgirlfriend:merlinbabe: Maybe not ugly no, but your beauty, and your gender is repressed under that hijab, by wearing it, get a clue, muhammed was, and Islam is, inherently sexist and misogynistic, sorry to burst
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street. True, but if your county has a high number of liens/dwindling tax base you can stay in the house
prettyboyshyflizzy: magnius159: It’s physically impossible to strangle yourself. You can possibly strangle yourself to the point of passing out, but once you’re out, you will loosen your grip on your throat and your body would continue to breathe.
missseriallover: hennypendergrass: iwuldbeyourgirl: artnmxlanin: djboombase: calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above
tsunamiwavesurfing: imagine you get home from work exhausted and you login and its a brollic dude on facebook posting your shorty as his wcw saying you a bitch nigga and you gon have to share and you got 24 hours to check in you scroll down and your
curseworm:if your friend gives you a small object and you forget to take it out of your jacket pocket it becomes a protective talisman. when you next wear that jacket and your hand closes around it inside the pocket you will Know
youkoofthelovespot: solitaire-circus: DO YOU HEAR THAT YOUKO. MY SHIT IS YOUR SHIT TOO. AND YOUR SHIT IS MY SHIT, MB!!!
whes: mindyourstories: ghostofcommunism: mishmonkey:You know what makes me mad? I used to work at Pizza hut and everyday we would have to throw away perfectly good pizza or potato wedges or garlic bread in the bin because it was the wrong order or
thekingsvoice: rainbowshotgunss: importunados: lovemeblve: calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above apple jacks Now I
jovan: kushandwizdom: They don’t think about you at all. Stop checking your phone. Stop procrastinating. Stop daydreaming. Get back to your shit and don’t let it distract you. *gets high*
It's Just You And Your Hand Tonight
What’s the difference between phone calls and Devan? Nothing. They both will definitely drop you after any argument.
recovering-please-wait: If you’re suicidal and still alive, I’m so fucking proud of you. If you’re suffering from an eating disorder and still eating, I’m so fucking proud of you. If you’re suffering from a mental illness and your fighting,
thekatitube: DOES ANYONE ELSE GET LIKE REALLY HAPPY WHEN SOMEONE LEANS THEIR HEAD ON YOUR SHOULDER AND YOURE LIKE FUCK YEAH IVE BEEN CHOSEN AND YOU FEEL REALLY SPECIAL BUT THEN YOU HAVE TO STAY SO FUCKIBG STILL COS IF YOU MOVE THEYLL STOP LEANING ON
feellng: it’s important that you keep your feelings and your self worth in different places because when feelings get hurt it shouldn’t change how you view yourself
gnarly: Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do
veganhealthandfitness: imagine someone actually giving a fuck ?? about your day??? and your feelings?? imagine someone giving a fuck about you ????
lovelysuggestion: i love the sound of your voice, and your laugh, and the way you say my name
bishopmyles: death-br3ath: Don’t you hate it when you’re laying in bed after a long day and you realize you have no one to talk to about your shitty day and your body starts to ache from the loneliness you’re faced with. It’s in words
xantdu:you’re cute and i miss your smile and your voice and i miss you
kurtcolemansmum: burninggreen: myownsundays: briderbigny: hadtoomuchtodreamlastnight: sorry tumblr Too high for this shit Not even high and this shit is bananas holy shit THAT AINT FUCKIN ALLOWED
brunz: Yo if you think I’m not checking your tags when you’re rebloggin my posts, you got another thing comin, I’m checking your shit gotta see what kinda reactions I’m getting checking those demographics I’ve got 3 analysts looking st the
calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above apple jacks This needs to be fixed
humiliationverbale: Boi, Your soles on my face while fingering, Your finger in my mouth after and Your shit to feed me, please
